my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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