so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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