I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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