All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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