i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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