Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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