where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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