i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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