I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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