I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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