Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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