sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
