Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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