i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
being pregnant is like rehab
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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