I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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