I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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