Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I believe in your delicious
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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