last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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