Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
They have beer where we have blood.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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