i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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