that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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