Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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