I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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