I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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