we're blogging at a bar
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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