Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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