Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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