is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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