oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I have already put on my inside pants.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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