Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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