but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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