Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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