we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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