Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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