i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I am one with the molecules
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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