: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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