Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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