So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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