he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She needs sedatives and a leash
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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