Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
