Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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