I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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