Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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