i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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