yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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