Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It was a blind-side dick pic.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Randomize
