i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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