If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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