Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I AM VODKA MAN
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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