mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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