I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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