you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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